tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post8250981048020341333..comments2024-01-28T13:45:07.967+05:30Comments on Pages off Life: Date a Girl Who ReadsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-60073178288850524262013-03-19T16:20:02.405+05:302013-03-19T16:20:02.405+05:30Thank YouThank YouAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-58345288192991939892013-03-19T13:51:11.034+05:302013-03-19T13:51:11.034+05:30Awesome :-)Awesome :-)silentdrashtihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170921922688096214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-5213412822711502462013-03-13T18:33:47.958+05:302013-03-13T18:33:47.958+05:30This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-73665184160729944442013-01-27T09:45:40.156+05:302013-01-27T09:45:40.156+05:30It is my greatest pleasure to do thatIt is my greatest pleasure to do thatAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-56172931837708505882013-01-24T14:46:47.536+05:302013-01-24T14:46:47.536+05:30One of the best article i have ever read, you just...One of the best article i have ever read, you just made my day!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04362866203133157770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-59680821116114482022012-12-23T08:18:49.287+05:302012-12-23T08:18:49.287+05:30I think the complement goes to the original writer...I think the complement goes to the original writer, I merely republished it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-25357012581127388592012-12-23T00:15:32.019+05:302012-12-23T00:15:32.019+05:30Awww!! a very sweet post!!! I love it!!! Awww!! a very sweet post!!! I love it!!! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14280290350880722940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-51215248758072216632012-12-15T12:05:23.837+05:302012-12-15T12:05:23.837+05:30My Pleasure DearMy Pleasure DearAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-41770694464471524072012-12-14T16:42:02.764+05:302012-12-14T16:42:02.764+05:30Its a really sweet post!!! Made me feel really goo...Its a really sweet post!!! Made me feel really good inside :DNiyatihttp://iamhomewardbound.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-30317272810711449332012-12-14T12:50:39.567+05:302012-12-14T12:50:39.567+05:30I know you will. It does look promising.I know you will. It does look promising.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-10984452950150611962012-12-14T12:50:11.064+05:302012-12-14T12:50:11.064+05:30That's harsh buddy!That's harsh buddy! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-28891107597782836482012-12-14T10:19:54.555+05:302012-12-14T10:19:54.555+05:30DATE AN IMBICILE FOOL
By @Donkogai
Date an arroga...DATE AN IMBICILE FOOL<br /><br />By @Donkogai<br />Date an arrogant man. Date a man who is uncouth and bigheaded. Find him after you have broken up with a cheating boyfriend. You see that egotistical dude that idles around the estate? That is the fool you need to date. Date him because he will affront your Ex from creeping back to your life.<br /><br />Let him charm you by his pride as he fends off everybody that has ever hurt you. The smile from your face and the confidence that oozes off his face as he superciliously churn abuses to that stupid girlfriend who you thought wanted to take your Ex, will make you beam with satisfaction. Try to fall for him.<br /><br /> Kiss him every time he criticizes your friends turn foes. Let him fuck you and tell the whole world how good he was in bed. How he pulled and made you turn. Use condoms because you know you don’t want to have his baby. Wake up in the morning and let him do it again. Smile and fake the orgasm because you don’t really love him. Take about your seismic nights on social media. Complain how he left you with backache because of the mid-night extra co-curricular activities.<br /><br /><br />Travel to a foreign country and let him brag about him footing the Ksh.2000 bus fare to everybody who cares to listen. Bruise his ego because you know it is just a matter of time and you will be back with your Ex. Perk him as he visits you at work. Take his flowers and throw them by the subway as you walk home in the evening. Pity him. Secretly call him a fool, because that is what he is.<br /><br />Conceal your stormy affair from your family. Forward to him SMS from your brother’s girlfriend late in the night. Let him reply with those stale internet generated messages. Reply with lol:- because you know he can’t write a line to save his own life. Dream of your Ex and wake up with smiles on your face.<br /><br />Post his edited pictures on Social media. Frown as your Ex like the picture. Comment. Comment again because nobody else is commenting apart from you and that ludicrous dude you’re seeing. Get off the picture and rumble about love. Talk about your Ex that kisses like a thirsty dog.<br /><br /><br />Change your Facebook status to engaged. Smile and think about it. Smile again at that silent whisper in your brain that keeps telling you that you’re single. Leave your Ex a message on Facebook. Deny and say that you almost got stupid about it. Convince yourself that you love that inane abusive goof.<br /><br />Date a fool because gentlemen are boring and their verbal backlashes can’t make headlines in dailies. Let him receive your call as that ‘lousy’ boyfriend calls you. Smile as he tells Mr. Ex to go to hell and get his act together. Part him on the back, soft strokes and finally a perk on the neck. Think of how you use to bite your Ex on the neck and cry silently.<br /><br />Introduce him to your family after he coerces you to. Smile when you see them all together. Let him play with your nieces and talk to your sister. Reprimand your kid brother for talking to him rudely. Cry when things get heavy with mum. Cry to him. Leave your mark on his white shirt. The shirt you bought him with money from your first job.<br /><br />Don’t think too much about him. Go to his apartment over the weekend. Hate the intercourse. Sip the only tawdry gin he got. Ask him his future plan. Watch how he fidgets with the answer. Conclude that he is the type that lives life one at a time. Without plan. Comprehend your future together as bleak.<br /><br />Date this fools because at the end of the day, when all is said and done, birds of the same feathers will always flock together. So go ahead and date this butt.<br /><br />Yet better still date him because for you April 1 happens everyday.Donald Kogaihttp://www.therantisoverdue.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-13476739597754516902012-12-07T08:39:00.610+05:302012-12-07T08:39:00.610+05:30great post.. i'll try it.. :)great post.. i'll try it.. :)Deepak Kripalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11427901879844057618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-37871839435097240982012-12-05T15:07:10.433+05:302012-12-05T15:07:10.433+05:30My pleasure it is. My pleasure it is. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-89670286967490525062012-12-05T15:04:57.840+05:302012-12-05T15:04:57.840+05:30Yes even i got it from a friends blog :)Yes even i got it from a friends blog :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-59996248739071763362012-12-05T00:43:40.698+05:302012-12-05T00:43:40.698+05:30Here's a girl who reads and writes that loved ...Here's a girl who reads and writes that loved this post. Made me smile :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-52385962947434516032012-11-20T02:05:54.701+05:302012-11-20T02:05:54.701+05:30I'd read it sometime ago in a friend's blo...I'd read it sometime ago in a friend's blog.<br />Lovely!<br /><br /><a href="http://tomeitmatters.blogspot.in/" rel="nofollow">+To Me It Matters+</a>A Reckless Dreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04993083743013471254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-9889812067277082862012-11-18T15:49:11.606+05:302012-11-18T15:49:11.606+05:30I am happy that you liked it that much. Its my gre...I am happy that you liked it that much. Its my greatest pleasure to know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-71243142128743168112012-11-18T15:48:35.296+05:302012-11-18T15:48:35.296+05:30Thank YouThank YouAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-45265451382474208592012-11-18T15:48:25.734+05:302012-11-18T15:48:25.734+05:30Thank YouThank YouAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-72181119948098145722012-11-18T15:48:15.525+05:302012-11-18T15:48:15.525+05:30Thank YouThank YouAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-68510293358003540542012-11-18T15:48:05.265+05:302012-11-18T15:48:05.265+05:30Belive me I dint understand a word of what you sai...Belive me I dint understand a word of what you said, Honestly I tried.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-45429777885970872432012-11-18T15:47:15.856+05:302012-11-18T15:47:15.856+05:30Thank YouThank YouAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-78042799781565307882012-11-18T15:46:48.773+05:302012-11-18T15:46:48.773+05:30Thank You for reading it.Thank You for reading it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8120137150982196927.post-28759494865769488272012-11-18T15:46:31.601+05:302012-11-18T15:46:31.601+05:30Yes its refreshing isn't it?Yes its refreshing isn't it?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12951760263589311472noreply@blogger.com